Jessica, you are a beautiful woman and my life has not been the same since I met you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM; July 30th, 1980
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably